LIAM IS SO DONE WITH THEIR SHIT HE IS LIKE A SINGLE DAD WITH TWO WAYWARD CHILDREN LIKE ‘yes these are my kids. i have to love them.’
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away
A capybara sits under stream of hot water cascading onto it to keep warm during a snowy day at Saitama children’s zoo near Tokyo.
"it’s only november, stop being all festive"
Fan Bingbing, Stephane Rolland, Fall 2012 CTR
me, arriving late to your wedding
oh my god
why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
this cat doesn’t even want to eat it just wants to WARM ITS FACE
i want to do this now.
We’re that bad, huh?
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.
my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home
I fukin love 14th century art because everyone looks so shady and suspicious of ppl around them its AMAZING
or just like they know something u dont and oh my gd fuck i cant
I believe the highest point is reached in Simone Martini’s Annunciation
and the look of absolute hatred Mary and Gabriel exchange.
"mary i know ur only half a virgin"
"fuck off gabriel"