Me as a mother
when will my master return from the supermarket
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
I bet those two are couple now..
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
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There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped