me purchasing mayonnaise
MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN
EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP
your man just got away with getting you a 4 dollar gift. I want you to love yourself gurl
Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne
aka the most metal popsicle
Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
what the fuck is the last 1%
Baby elephant drinking. When they are this young, they don’t yet know how to use their trunks to drink water.
My guinea pig is walking the dog
They are literally a family