forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
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so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
basically
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im not high mom im just happy
happy i blazed that dank ass weed
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I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
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Preliminary developmental footage of Mario Kart: Double Dash
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My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
bullshit
pretty sure babies lack the fundamental mouth control to form the complex “quo” sound let alone ending it with the hard “t”
If your baby looks at you entirely devoid of most cognitive skills but still says “quote” to you like it’s no big deal you throw it like a god damn football you hear me that is not natural
You conceptualized a casual devil baby for your fictional text post
EXPOSED
evidence of gays ruining the fabric of society
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