sendificator:

theanimetot:

endearinglycreepy:

What happens when a Samoyed puppy wants to hug you?

THIS.

ohhhhh nnnnnoooo

I WANT THIS LITTLE FLUFFERNUTTER

my heart

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

that-jolly-tardis-sound:

in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMFG

bonerdonor:

a photoset i cannot handle

life-is-your-restaurant:

meme-depot:

Ridiculously Photogenic Splash Mountain Guy

I can show you the world, Shining, Shimmering, Splendid. 

johnquincyadams:

it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties 

beoteo:

beoteo:

insurance for the next bad day.

I knew this would come in handy.

isitscary:

dorothy-cotton:

baklavagina:

people makin fun of adele and taylor swift for making music only about relationships have never heard more than 2 songs by beyonce

taylor swift’s are all like SOBS YOU’RE A BUTT THAT GIRL IS A SLUT and adele’s are all like WELL IT’S OKAY BUT IT’S REALLY NOT BUT OKAY I’LL BURN STUFF where beyonce’s are like YOU’RE BREAKING UP WITH ME, HAVE YOU SEEN ME??? HAVE YOU SEEN ME DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM WOW AHAHA WHATEVER LOSER

#my goal in life is to be as happy as this dog.

girlbabe:

this could be my dog i think this is my dog

hipstertheory:

sad-white-girl:

I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

you probably could’ve worded that a bit better

naked-banana-man:

awkwardjamie:

fkinclaimedurls:

what happened in 1915

we don’t talk about 1915

at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke 

here, have some childhood nostalgia

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks