(and oxford commas) (and various other things that amuse me)Tumblr (3.0; @corgiscatsandmemes)http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f59fbefb8e9340061b14bf3a45a56b9e/tumblr_mn2qb7cYTc1rugrt1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b54736fa515788e6f2cfbf8b664ca839/tumblr_mn2qb7cYTc1rugrt1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thingsonhazelshead.tumblr.com/post/50880445152/my-mama-graduated-yesterday" target="_blank">thingsonhazelshead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My mama graduated yesterday!</p> </blockquote> <p>im going to die</p>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/52166409390http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/52166409390Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:22:28 -0700corgis<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u2ICgup4GDY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cinematicchairs.tumblr.com/post/51676389428/hartzprod-awesome-30-year-old-man-dances-with" target="_blank">cinematicchairs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hartzprod.tumblr.com/post/51122798560/awesome-30-year-old-man-dances-with-his" target="_blank">hartzprod</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Awesome: 30-year-old man dances with his 20-year-old self to Dixie Chicks </span></p> </blockquote> <p>wow this made me really happy</p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/51679887367http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/51679887367Wed, 29 May 2013 16:45:07 -0700<blockquote> <p>forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md0eayYhd11r17bgz.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/51207932658http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/51207932658Thu, 23 May 2013 22:37:33 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://s-854.tumblr.com/post/49721589601/bonapartist-so-i-was-looking-up-stuff-about" target="_blank">s-854</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bonapartist.tumblr.com/post/49690190688/so-i-was-looking-up-stuff-about-birth-control" target="_blank">bonapartist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9ddbe22636520310ab7d5b8a438007a1/tumblr_inline_mmbztbgkOb1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>basically</p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/50327496518http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/50327496518Sun, 12 May 2013 23:41:44 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce86908862e56662a376ad953d752a3b/tumblr_mmk4anKex91qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/50327185779http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/50327185779Sun, 12 May 2013 23:33:40 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pleasecornetobrazil.tumblr.com/post/48269133754/pleasecornetobrazil-im-not-high-mom-im-just" target="_blank">pleasecornetobrazil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pleasecornetobrazil.tumblr.com/post/48269121050/im-not-high-mom-im-just-happy" target="_blank">pleasecornetobrazil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im not high mom im just happy</p> </blockquote> <p>happy i blazed that dank ass weed</p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/49836163379http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/49836163379Mon, 06 May 2013 22:03:32 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oohtheyhavenibbles.tumblr.com/post/49139966414" target="_blank">oohtheyhavenibbles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/369ea003fc1050a85154b7e3053e50d1/tumblr_inline_mlzrexazf41qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7ee23cf05ccecef70876a48b0217fd05/tumblr_inline_mlzrfoxb6c1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><strong>BOWLCUTS</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3ef2b04292262ef486c335116df1cdc3/tumblr_inline_mlzrgaAaPn1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><em><strong>LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/49157491237http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/49157491237Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:29:56 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c954d74a8985d04b06c3b286468f7b4/tumblr_mkae4w6Gja1qj77x0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e81dd5872afcd040fc2f3264afb8ccac/tumblr_mkae4w6Gja1qj77x0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/47682504610http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/47682504610Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:10:31 -0700cats<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m837y0Rv941qexd5lo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://choogiggity.tumblr.com/post/28493673050/hyraxmoaro" target="_blank">choogiggity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Preliminary developmental footage of <em>Mario Kart: Double Dash</em></p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/47680336464http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/47680336464Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:31:48 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b6edbd7235a5eee65d39232608e686e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/601fe926e671d0371b32188e7528194e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/894e0aaa106a83211432a59c108aa721/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ad0ab0410b41995fdfdde425316a124/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9402e9d5f6705b290c566aa58c23b0f1/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/994bb692f36215477a8a71813fcd832e/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/288ba1bda27bc96bfbc4a42d3d0efa89/tumblr_mjemo42R2K1r4u63lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mayoroffuckstickjunction.tumblr.com/post/44993577906/thecuteoftheday-heidi-the-rabbit-heidi-has" target="_blank">mayoroffuckstickjunction</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecuteoftheday.tumblr.com/post/44951364204/heidi-the-rabbit-heidi-has-arthritis-in-her" target="_blank">thecuteoftheday</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p>Heidi the rabbit!</p> <p><span>Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!</span></p> <p>Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/47629244737http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/47629244737Wed, 10 Apr 2013 10:11:51 -0700bunnies<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PefZk3q0U_U?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jenifromthebloc.tumblr.com/post/46418693067/ladybrun-blackfoxx-tashabilities" target="_blank">jenifromthebloc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladybrun.tumblr.com/post/46377558882/blackfoxx-tashabilities-amberleighjoy" target="_blank">ladybrun</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackfoxx.tumblr.com/post/46376672566/tashabilities-amberleighjoy-stereotyping-and" target="_blank">blackfoxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tashabilities.tumblr.com/post/46375518407/amberleighjoy-stereotyping-and-the-whitewashing" target="_blank">tashabilities</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amberleighjoy.tumblr.com/post/46350750571/stereotyping-and-the-whitewashing-of-poc-acting" target="_blank">amberleighjoy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Stereotyping and the Whitewashing of POC acting parts? Yep</p> </blockquote> <p>So basically, this happened to me yesterday.<br/><br/>A white man told me to give him ‘spice’, ‘attitude’ and ‘street’ during my audition.<br/><br/>And it makes me ache.</p> </blockquote> <p>I am FUCKING DYING! “I need you to be Blacker………..”</p> <p>When she started doing Oprah I fell the fuck out! and the end is so true!</p> </blockquote> <p>wasn;t gunna reblog but the end really did it for me. </p> </blockquote> <p>I just fucking can’t</p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/46622387818http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/46622387818Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:15:13 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fd5a98d55d9251bc247d03a790c5ebb4/tumblr_mjlyn0pEQS1r1t2kso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/46086214082http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/46086214082Sat, 23 Mar 2013 10:43:59 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05cd2aa5370d7e1abbf90ac84b924192/tumblr_mk3azmLrLf1qzpbd2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66aacbea2346d038ddc55b51b8a125fd/tumblr_mk3azmLrLf1qzpbd2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc57ec3837810217687ebf88a519934a/tumblr_mk3azmLrLf1qzpbd2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b50250e67e2e6d43554fb2a867287a16/tumblr_mk3azmLrLf1qzpbd2o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><strong>Anderson Cooper </strong>&<strong> Grumpy Cat</strong> on <em>Anderson Live</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/46045599275http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/46045599275Fri, 22 Mar 2013 20:45:18 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nwo34wIM1qltb5co1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45899117553http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45899117553Wed, 20 Mar 2013 23:25:19 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://confusedtree.tumblr.com/post/45813843978/bluestiel-confusedtree" target="_blank">confusedtree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluestiel.tumblr.com/post/45813787427/confusedtree-worldfamousprofessor" target="_blank">bluestiel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://confusedtree.tumblr.com/post/45813627571/worldfamousprofessor" target="_blank">confusedtree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://worldfamousprofessor.tumblr.com/post/45813435959" target="_blank">worldfamousprofessor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://correctsylviaplathquotes.tumblr.com/post/45813358513/sagihairius-my-mom-just-informed-me-that-my" target="_blank">correctsylviaplathquotes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sagihairius.tumblr.com/post/45784925343/my-mom-just-informed-me-that-my-first-word-was" target="_blank">sagihairius</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”</p> </blockquote> <p>bullshit</p> </blockquote> <p>pretty sure babies lack the fundamental mouth control to form the complex “quo” sound let alone ending it with the hard “t”</p> </blockquote> <p>If your baby looks at you entirely devoid of most cognitive skills but still says “quote” to you like it’s no big deal you throw it like a god damn football you hear me that is not natural</p> <p>You conceptualized a casual devil baby for your fictional text post</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright" target="_blank"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Wright</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>EXPOSED</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45814204485http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45814204485Tue, 19 Mar 2013 21:10:56 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/191e419768cb9d1a2472eefc5b837d29/tumblr_mj66i9hJ9D1qe9igoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://westernwarfare.tumblr.com/post/44632855220/evidence-of-gays-ruining-the-fabric-of-society" target="_blank">westernwarfare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>evidence of gays ruining the fabric of society</p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45737701995http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45737701995Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:15:13 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqyepgHlCI1qgly0co1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45735168893http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45735168893Mon, 18 Mar 2013 21:30:48 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://den-of-lions.tumblr.com/post/45695547408" target="_blank">den-of-lions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What if you’re Daniel Day Lewis and you don’t know it because you’re so immersed in your role.</p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45716505323http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45716505323Mon, 18 Mar 2013 17:40:19 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dWhmeUXE_o0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sendificator.tumblr.com/post/45603286895/theanimetot-endearinglycreepy-what-happens" target="_blank">sendificator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theanimetot.tumblr.com/post/45601255524/endearinglycreepy-what-happens-when-a-samoyed" target="_blank">theanimetot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://endearinglycreepy.tumblr.com/post/45535821386/what-happens-when-a-samoyed-puppy-wants-to-hug" target="_blank">endearinglycreepy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What happens when a Samoyed puppy wants to hug you?</p> <p>THIS.</p> </blockquote> <p>ohhhhh nnnnnoooo</p> </blockquote> <p>I WANT THIS LITTLE FLUFFERNUTTER</p> </blockquote> <p>my heart</p>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45702985615http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45702985615Mon, 18 Mar 2013 15:07:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwwuaaHmL1qc58zuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whats-good-young-hoe.tumblr.com/post/33628705944" target="_blank">whats-good-young-hoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk</p> </blockquote>http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45699403955http://corgiscatsandmemes.tumblr.com/post/45699403955Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:26:26 -0700